The true story of the Chicago underpass

It was a dull Thursday in Heaven. God came across Jesus standing over an old picture. "What are you doing, kiddo?" asked God. "Hi, Dad. I'm just zapping this old picture" came the reply.

"But I like that one" said God. "Mom hates it" said Jesus," she says it makes her look too biblical". "She is bibilical" replied God, "Tell you what. Let's put it somewhere safe until she changes her mind."

" We could hide it in the British Museum" suggested Jesus. "Nobody would see it in there".

God thought for a few moments. Then a smile came over his face. "No," he said, "give it to me. I know just the place......."